I'm the bomb

Something you should never say on any public transport

Garry: "I'm the bomb!"
John "Bro, we're on a plane, you can't say that"

by SomeCuntWithNoLife May 6, 2021

I'm on it tonight

He's on a roll with relevant and humorous conversation.

When I'm on it tonight:

Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…

Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.

With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.

Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!

by Okaybird April 16, 2019

I'm Chinese

1: Declaring Chinese ethnic origin
2: Pizzapotamus' Iconic Catchphrase

1: "Johnathan said 'I'm Chinese' when asked what his ethnicity was."
2: "I'm Chinese!"

by lasagna snake February 23, 2024

i'm like cheese

Dude, to be honest... what in the holy name of God compelled you to search up the definition of this?

I'm pretty sure the term, "I'm like cheese" is either used as a way of saying, "I stink" or I burn easily without tanning...I'm either white or red...I'M IRISH!

Oof, dude, just went to the beach and played some volleyball whilst forgetting deodorant and sunscreen; now I'm like cheese!

by PotterHead uwu July 2, 2019

I'm Fine

I'm fucked up, insecure, neurotic, and egocentric

Dude 1: "Hey man are you okay?"
Dude 2, sitting on floor, staring into space: "I'm fine."

by ✨Lime✨ March 23, 2024

What I'm into

No, hay.

Hym "Hey, you assholes knowing what I'm into is not you mind controlling me into fucking somone. Ok? And POLY means your wife is still getting humped to don't count all your chickens before they hatch, alright?:

by Hym Iam July 27, 2025

I'm ownwy thwee

The most ingenious and reliable excuse known to man. Prominently used by Manny Heffley, The God of war crimes. He used it once to excape court when he was trialed for the murder of Greg Heffley

Greg: Manny stuffed in English muffin in my ps2!!! What the fuck!
Manny: I'm ownwy thwee ploopy!

by GimmieMonies November 23, 2024