Simply hards

it’s not a “sex thing” it’s a beverage made by Simply as in Simply Lemonade one of the top 3 best widely distributed in the United States

We should get sloshed on simply hards this weekend

by Jellybeansrainvow June 30, 2022

hard flex

a well rolled joint or blunt

did you roll that? Damn its a hard flex

by the flex master May 23, 2017

Tonya Harding

Some would follow her to the depths of darkness and even the Fourth Reich.

Die hard Tonya Harding suuporters- Heil Tonya Harding, we will never question your greatness or stand up to you when we don't agree, because there will never be a time we don't agree! Who do you want us to off today, who was mean to you today?

by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021

Try-Hard Prude

someone who is a virgin but ascts like they get it in all the time

"Dude jordan said she wants to fuck!"
"Dude she's suck a try-hard prude.. shes a virgin"

by noneyourbeeswax February 5, 2012

Hard Thomas

having a massive erection with a micro penis

omg i have a hard thomas

by deenshtcty November 22, 2015

HARD LAUNCH

it is lauching with a hard dick inside ur girl

i hard launched in alizabeth

by vuyctyiytfu February 14, 2025

Hards

The type of guy to dream he was in the following situation.
He was beating off his micro penis while playing enlisted with a monkey and two Serbians, and because he was too busy jerking off his micro penis to play effectively, he wasn't able to score well for his team. He would often lose 12 squads and only get 7 kills during a match. Because of this, there was one match where he was determined to not be a loser and carry the team. As he was tryharding, he was sweating profusely and then a 6'4 300 pound even sweatier black man appeared in his room, and starting licking off his sweat. And the big black man pulled out his 15 inch bbc, and Hards loved it.

He also sucks at dark souls and skyrim.

That monkey is such a Hards
I love how weird hards is

by MonkeyManOogaBooga April 3, 2023