full turtle

When something is so awkward/horrifying you pull your shirt, jacket or sweatshirt to cover your face. Normally this contains/disguises your laughing fit.

Someone looked up what truffle butter was, I full turtled for 5 min.

by Reallyallnamesaretaken April 17, 2015

a full sized reject

A fat Twat where getting rejected by women has become a hobbie. It is said that in a certain place in England, when a full sized reject gets rejected, it is a tradition for the spectaters to sing,
" Hey fatty boom boom, can't get a Number!"

That boy over there has just got rejected, hes a full sized reject!
"Hey Fatty Boom boom, can't get a number!"

by pancake-lover March 11, 2010

full nokia

Someone who goes off Facebook, then WhatsApp, then Instagram . . . and never signs up for Signal or Telegram.

Hey, I've been trying to get hold of Mike, but it looks like he's gone Full Nokia.

by Kreltch Meister Mike March 29, 2021

Full house

When she makes you finish in all three sexual practices

Well like i was saying terry, last night the missus treated me to a full house, and its not even my birthday

by The real mr grey March 13, 2019

Bag Full of Butterflies

Aggressively homosexual

“That man is gayer than a bag full of butterflies.” - Sean Davies

by OhhimarkJTC March 11, 2024

Shoe Full

An alternative expression to ‘shitting ones self’. The fecal matter accidentally vacates the anus and slips down ones leg, until it reaches its final destination... the shoe.

I didn’t see that bus coming. I ended up with a bloody shoe full.

by Carpet Bonce April 17, 2019

Flaw-full

A person who is full of flaws.
A fully flawed person

Did you see "so and so" the other day?
Yea they looked Flaw-full!!

by feelinhighself April 17, 2021