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French whistle

When you go to fart and you inadvertly begin to shit , become startled and the shit goes back in .
Bob had great hearing, but the sound of his puckering French whistle let everyone in the office aware that he narrowly avoided crapping his favorite pair of pants..
by Ben waah February 22, 2023
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French Fries

The long, wiggly, soft, tasty poles that everyone eats. Fries are great. Just imagine eating out vigina... or for gay guys, sucking some dick. Its amazing.
by NucularKiller32 January 16, 2018
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Frida the day old french fry

frida has the biggest head in the whole entire world like hugamungus big. every guy she comes upon, she thinks they are hot so hit her up mistersss. if she doesn't fine you cute than you really must be fineeee. she weird like that. she has the weirdest taste in guys. she sucks at Roblox and can never beat sam broccoli cheddar soup. like in her dreamsss. -pp, sam, vale
frida the day old french fry: damnnnn he's fine asff
by THE pp ;) January 9, 2020
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French office meeting

Verb: The act of a lady being in the middle stall of a restroom, getting fucked in the mouth via 1 glory hole, and getting fucked in the cooch or ass via another glory hole.

If a man is in that middle position, that's called a Roman Salute.
I'm on my period, so I used the rear end for the french office meeting. Unfortunately, I also ate taco bell, so he got some poop noodle.
by Velvet Condoms January 25, 2025
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French Whore in Church

Southernism
1. Referred to as being nervous or scared, similar to if a Whore were to attend a church service

worse than a normal whore in church
"Shit, I'm nervous as a goddamn french whore in church!"
by ogunga June 14, 2020
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French Fry Smile

When someone smiles and the ends of their lips do not curve upward, leaving the smile to look completely horizontal, similar to a french fry laying on its side.
guy 1: Dude she's so hot!
guy 2: just wait til she smiles, total french fry smile.
by mayalex September 19, 2021
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French Bias

1 French Bias describes every situation you commented on positive or negative but always develops to the most catastrophic result.
2 Being able to take so many hits that the enemy loses its endurance to continue beating.
"The Grosser Kurfürst was just melting the Jean Bart B with it's secondary armament when French Bias hit and french damage saturation reached it's full potential: Even though the GK was at 90 000 HP, Jean Bart deleted it in a matter of seconds."
by N7_Machine December 26, 2021
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