very french

In sport, when you are playing against a team full of French people and they manage to lose within the last five minutes despite having a big lead.

"OH MAN WE WON IN THE LAST MINUTE WITH AN AWESOME GOAL!"
"That must have been very french."

by dabro3 July 08, 2021

French Fist

The insertion of the fist into a man's urethra

It is my boyfriend's birthday, so I'm giving him a French Fist tonight

by Teenita May 29, 2022

French Grammar

The most mind-numbing grammar ever invented

"English speakers must not be able to speak out language, but how will we accomplish such a task?"

Make the French grammar impossible to do unless it is a native speaker?"

by Parsival.2222 September 26, 2022

French marching song

Most of the goofy-assest songs ever

There is a French marching song about onions and how the Austrians can’t have them

by Paulmackooky June 13, 2022

French Telephone

When you fart in someone's ear and their ear drum blows up

I'm gonna give your grandma a French telephone tonight.

by Jekevd April 21, 2025

french fry braid

When a girl's braid is so dry, crispy, and thin it resembles a French fry.

Katie: Look at her braid! it's so ugly!
Emily: Yeah, that shit is a French fry braid!

by emzies_ September 06, 2015

french fry lover

Person who loved french fries as a little child.
Is old,doesn't do anythung, and is a fat, balloon-turkey
Is also a wannabbee teenager

"when i was younger, i loved french fries, i ate it everyday"
"since i became older, i was not as active as i used to be, so i became fat"
ME- Ms. Robson is such a french fry lover

by Christal Jackson December 21, 2016