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icecream shits

when your butthole burns when your pooping and your hoping for the icecream to come out next.
"man I ate some hot wings last night and i had the icecream shits this morning.
by slapmanzoo March 5, 2010
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piss shit

When you've had a heavy night and the first thing in the morning (or several times in the morning) you regret it.
OMG i've just had the craziest piss shit in my life, pissing through your arse isn't pleasant.
by cmts October 2, 2009
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Shit Pounder

a gay male that fucks other dudes in the asshole
That guy is a toatal SHIT POUNDER
by Michael Maine January 3, 2010
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Russian shit

When you have to do "big business" in the bathroom but you have a limited time frame to do so. Often results in headaches, pulled muscles, hernias and/or swamp ass from improper or rushed wiping.
That white castle had my stomach bubbling this morning, i had to take a Russian shit to make it to the meeting on time.
by gavsdaddy December 29, 2010
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Rib Shits

a condition induced by consuming a large quantities of pork products, or a lesser quantity of highly seasoned pork products, marked by painful indigestion, heartburn and possibly diarrhea.
Rich ate vast amounts of highly seasoned pork products and is now suffering from rib shits.
by shittinribs September 13, 2010
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Shit Goggles

Condition in which an individual is completely indoctrinated in to the mindset of a larger group, society, organization, religion, etc... to the point of delusion.
1. Jay couldn't understand me, he could only tow the party line. He clearly sees the world through Shit Goggles.

2. The Mormon missionary at the door was telling me some crap about "eternal bliss, on my own planet, with as many wives as I want." He was wearing some serious Shit Goggles.

3. They passed out the Shit Goggles on Monday, and on Wednesday, they all drank the Kool-Aid.
by pikamtn October 18, 2010
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shit couched

When you're so intoxicated that you pass out butt naked on the couch.
My boy Nike was shit couched last semester and my other boy got a picture of that shit!
by J-Boogz Nestis May 1, 2009
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