old finger

when you get a text from someone 65 or older usually with major grammatical mistakes as grandpa jim just now upgraded from his flip phone to a smartphone

me: son did your grandpa text you happy birthday yesterday on his new android ??? kidd: yes the old finger sent me a text it said : hapy birth grndson ii love yyyou he really should have stuck with the flip phone this smart phone is gonna whip his a$$ ...he aint ready for all this

by matty420still... March 6, 2017

Fingered a ferrat

To over explain or make a situation, that is already awkward more so.

M: I fingered a ferratonce!

D: I hope the ferrat was ok with that

Ds: Is ferrat aids contagious!

L: everybody has aidsits an epidemic.

by Hyzenburg-72 August 18, 2013

Sticky Fingered

The act of fingering a girl on the dance floor of a nightclub and whilst she’s on her period and wiping it on your pants.

Damn did you see Gaz sticky fingered that sheila at the Precinct.

by Enerlines Finest May 8, 2022

Scoobie Finger

When someone gets a bit of chocolate from a dogs bum.

Gus got the scoobie finger from his long time friend Roofus.

by tmango June 14, 2008

marker fingers

When a small child uses markers to color and gets colored fingers and hands from drawing

We have to give Vinny a bath because he was using markers and now he has marker fingers

by Wrendora November 30, 2010

finger dawng

when you are saying a fish a fig a finger dawng

hello finger dawng

by ksi and jake pual November 26, 2020

Dairy Fingers

Faintly smelly, discolored, and packed with extra grip, the dairy fingers are a common side effect of working in the dairy, grocery, and produce departments.

Someone worked in the dairy today and received a serious dose of dairy fingers.

by EliteCow August 25, 2010