Fake friends

Fake friends are something you do not want to have! They will seriously hurt you. They get mad when you hang out with other people. They leave you whenever you have a problem. And they ALWAYS talk shit behind your back. If you see anyone being fake ditch them!

Person 1: “Did you hear that Blanket is talking bad about spoon!”
Person 2: “I thought they were best friends”
Person 1: “Wow she must be a fake friends”

by You left me December 8, 2018

Fake friend

A person who acts sweet then goes behind your back and pretends to care about you when they really don’t. For example Natalie Burmann

“you’re such a fake friend”

by alexisbutera November 5, 2017

Fake stream

When you’re done peeing and it feels like you still need to go but cant

Last night i had a fake stream

by Stupidass210 May 19, 2022

Fake Tan Problem

When someone applies over 100 layers of fake tan and think they look good. When really it’s streaky and black. Then they start to go green

Fake Tan problem is Also known as an Amber!

by Toiletroll2020 December 12, 2019

Fake

When a person is your friend one day and then the next they ignore you and act like you don’t exist.

Wow. You’re so fake.

by 😂✌️😒🤤 December 18, 2018

fake friends

the fakes thing that is around, and its faker than Kim Kardashian boobs

Wellll those girls over there are fake friends and faker than the Kardashian boobs

by KloKLe February 8, 2021

Cheap fake

Noun: Evidence determined to be inconvenient or heretical by The Party. After being ruled misinformation by the Ministry of Disinformation, headed by the Press Secretary for The Leader, The Media will label any video, photo, writings or recorded Wrongthink as a 'Cheap fake'.

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

"Edited and out-of-context videos spread by enemies of The Party show The Leader as a dottering, slack-jawed, feeble old man. Anyone found spreading these Cheap fakes will be punished and sentenced as traitors to The Party.

by Felix Redman July 6, 2024