(adj.) Describes a self-imposed lifestyle or prescribed treatment where someone attempts to get through his entire day and night without giving or partaking of any ass. Usually fails miserably unless one is a hermit, since in populated areas there are so many round plump juicy posteriors around that are seemingly just begging to be pinched or humped.
Store owner, to male customer in the toilet-tissue aisle: Please don't squeeze the Charmin, sir.
Recovering skirt-chaser: Look, buster --- cut the poor horny guy some slack, willya?! My doctor told me to go completely gluteun-free in an attempt to cure me of feeling up the ladies, and I've gone three days without any ass, so I need to do something to semi-slake my consumptive cravings!
Recovering skirt-chaser: Look, buster --- cut the poor horny guy some slack, willya?! My doctor told me to go completely gluteun-free in an attempt to cure me of feeling up the ladies, and I've gone three days without any ass, so I need to do something to semi-slake my consumptive cravings!
by QuacksO January 13, 2015
Get the gluteun-freemug. Free Base Counseling (WCAIC)
A signature support method developed by WCAIC (Women and Children Affected by Internet Crimes) that focuses on helping clients “strip down” their emotional defenses to a raw, honest base—free of social filters, guilt, or external control. The practice invites full transparency in a safe space where survivors, caregivers, or advocates can openly express thoughts or feelings without judgment. It’s about freeing the “base” self—your most genuine emotional core—from the restraints of trauma, fear, or manipulation.
A signature support method developed by WCAIC (Women and Children Affected by Internet Crimes) that focuses on helping clients “strip down” their emotional defenses to a raw, honest base—free of social filters, guilt, or external control. The practice invites full transparency in a safe space where survivors, caregivers, or advocates can openly express thoughts or feelings without judgment. It’s about freeing the “base” self—your most genuine emotional core—from the restraints of trauma, fear, or manipulation.
Example:
“They don’t play games at WCAIC—you sit down for Free Base Counseling and suddenly you’re saying everything you never thought you could admit out loud.”
“They don’t play games at WCAIC—you sit down for Free Base Counseling and suddenly you’re saying everything you never thought you could admit out loud.”
by SomeWomanNamedTeresaInNebraska October 22, 2025
Get the Free Base Counselingmug. To be free like Zoe means you basically smell bhad on a Tuesday and just maybe a Wednesday and her boyfriend name Hakeem (search up Hakeem)
by Gyalsdemteddy March 11, 2024
Get the Free like zoemug. by Bryan525 February 26, 2011
Get the Free-labin'mug. by FUoneeyedwilly March 6, 2022
Get the Free moneymug. “Do you know what day it is”
“No”
“Can I have a hug”
“Ohhhhhh”
“ It’s International Free hugs from Hector day“
“Ya”
“No”
“Can I have a hug”
“Ohhhhhh”
“ It’s International Free hugs from Hector day“
“Ya”
by Nocappaslack May 9, 2022
Get the International Free hugs from Hector daymug. When married people go to bars and are picked up by single people. The single people see the "ring" and see a free lay.
A married couple go to a bar to get drinks. A single man sits next to the female married woman propositioning her. She replies, "I'm married." The single man says, "So, I want a free lay."
by SEM11 August 8, 2022
Get the Free laymug.