e-tarded

A computer user who is completely e-mail illiterate!

I told him to forward the email to me, but he was completely e-tarded!

by Joel S. February 7, 2006

E-Tard

Someone who is acting like a retard online

King G: Hi Chat Room
E-Tard: DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM?
LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE! LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE! DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE? DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?
King G: STFU NOOB!!!

by King G July 12, 2005

e-tard

Someone that is electronically challenged; one who doesn't do well with computers, phones, or anything else electronic.

Jaime: "Can you help me set up my voicemail on my phone?"
Justin: "You're such an e-tard!"

by OBrex05 August 30, 2009

login(E)i-ready(E)com[e]student[e]dashboard[e]home

Hell: Internet edition.

Person 1: "login(E)i-ready(E)comestudentedashboardehome sucks"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022

e-style

e-style is the definitive quality. It is the same as saying someone is elite, or tops; used in recognition of the exceptional. If you are talking about a honey, it is simular to callin' shorty a dime .

1. Hey check it, that bitch is e-style.
2. Listen, my man has got it goin' on. He's straight e-style.

by wrongwriter August 10, 2004

e-nilla

homie, e- can be substituted for the first letter of homie's name if appropriate. ex. andy would become a-nilla, up to user

thats my e-nilla, what up e-nilla

by burke January 31, 2005

e-speak

To communicate with someone via instant message. (See e-spoke)

I will e-speak with the vendors about this in the AM.

by jfkelley March 5, 2009