Drunk did it

To work on a task or project while inebriated, only to realize later that quality of the work was severly impaired, as were you.

He refinished the floor only to realize that he'd drunk did it. It would have to be done over again.

by Roger_the_Dodger May 6, 2025

Drunk Kollar

When you have a little too much fireball and you smash your scat pack into your sons leg.

After I got back from graduation my dad pulled a drunk Kollar on me.

by Thicc Nigga Erik May 22, 2025

Bohemian drunk

Being just the right amount of drunk that allows you to pursue, academic or artistic endeavors.

I am so Bohemian drunk. Fuck I can’t even stand, but I can read Karl Marx

by Bigslongman May 27, 2025

Double Drunk

Drunker than one usually is after the same drinks consumed

Last week I had 6 shots and I was fine, this week I had 3 and I'm double drunk

by CaptainCyrus April 29, 2024

Cactus Drunk

Especially drunk on Mezcal

bro, don't let him do the math, boy's cactus drunk.

by Rolandofgilead May 27, 2024

Bodyslam Drunk

Bodyslam Drunk is when football players bodyslams you a lot and you get a head injury over the years because the helmet is too weak and you didn't drink enough wilk ("Milk"), cheese, and yogurt. It's short for CTE. So "He needs more milk!".

Dude not drinking enough wilk ("Milk"): *Gets bodyslammed a lot by other football players!

Dude: *Gets dementia or CTE or Bodyslam Drunk.

Woman: He needs more milk!

by HawaiianPunch1 March 5, 2024

Tourettes drunk

Noun phrase.
Depicts a person who loses all sense of decency and social sensibility exclusively when he or she is drunk. They degrade and demean anyone anywhere they can like a troll on steroids. Can be abbreviated to TD.

Don't go anywhere near Paul right now he's tourettes drunk.
Amy went tourette's drunk on Facebook last night and trashed her partner publicly. Bad case of the td's.

by Swampybaby June 23, 2021