fumble dick

someone who is a fuck up in many ways. simialar to a fucktard, but maybe just a little less coordinated.

Ha ha ha, did you see Joe stammering and stuttering before he spilled his drink on that hot bitch...What a fumble dick!

by Brad22 February 16, 2008

dick jouster

n. a person who either is actually gay or is acting homosexual, therefore seemingly wanting to touch the dick of another man with his own dick

Carl was going to to a gay strip club, he's obviously a dick jouster

by Aarik July 21, 2007

zito dick

A strange word before the word dick

I like Zito Dick

by DictionaryMan228 March 17, 2017

dick quota

The amount of interaction with penises required to satisfy someone who thirsts for dick.

Although her OKCupid profile says "bisexual", men are advised to move along since it clearly states she has satisfied her dick quota.

by grakka May 30, 2016

Laser Dick

Big Jim

Laser Dick has fabulous flowers on the Fox!

by JimiScores April 6, 2021

beast dick

Mehaf’s actual name

Wow, look here comes Beast Dick! He’s covered in raccoon shit and shards of glass! He sure does smell awful.

by Madisonjade69666 December 27, 2018

dick swarm

noun
1. a gathering of men around one individual; usually homosexuals

Origin:
2014; American English, while drunk around a campfire at Campit Resort in Michigan

“Carl was looking so cute in his swimsuit that he created a dick swarm.”

by ChicagoCarl July 11, 2014