D-Kwitch

1. (noun): one equipped with the necessary skills, and an EMS pager, to take immediate action in any emergency medical situation ; also extremely talented at carrying awkwardly large and misshaped objects
2. (verb): to act immediately on any injury in such a magical way that the injury miraculously fixes itself

1. Girl: Look at that pager on that D-Kwitch, draws a lot of attention to his butt.
2. Girl: OMG, I just hurt my arm carrying this dragon around the school.
Girl 2: Let's D-Kwitch it up!

by glitter_pistol November 5, 2012

Gary-D

Noun/Verb Meaning a "boner" or erection.

Tommy: "Are you sporting a Gary-D?"

Joesph: "... Maybe.."

by Harem Spotter January 9, 2012

Wyatt D

A dick

Wyatt D is such a dick

by ...SOMEONE_S May 19, 2020

d-thur

Lizzy Krzeminski. A delusional loser who thinks she's friends with celebrity Tina Fey.

Lizzy is a D-Thur

by Tina Fey the comedy queen September 7, 2013

Kody D

Kody D is a faggot and will die alone. He’s had many girlfreinds but is secretly gay for a kid named Eli. He wants to have gay sex all the time and loves to suck cock

Damn Kody ducking my cock!

by EliTheTroll May 15, 2020

8-------D

the penis emoji. a form of text slang/language. use this if you are pissed of with your friends. preferbely use a capital D instead of a lowercase D at the end (tip of penis). you can even change the length of the penis.

example: two friends texting.
person A: you are soooo annoying!
person B: you are such a 8-------D
person A: you are a bigger 8---------------D

by chicken nuggetz June 11, 2014

Funky-D

This is a shit band that made one single called 'Sex Me Or Die' and it hit number 350 in the charts. It still remains, here today in 2003, next to other shite bands like Eiffel 65 and Busted.

Funky-D are shit

by Funky-D are shit November 29, 2003