ice cream paint job

A sexual act in which a man intentionally ejaculates on his sex partner's (either sex) bare skin. Referred to as a "facial" when done to the face.

That song's about an ice cream paint job.
An ice cream paint job sounds gross.

by RainbowRider May 9, 2010

pork-flavored dry ice cream

a phrase used to catch the attention of the relative of a member of NASA

Jen: "pork-flavored dry ice cream!"
Gage: *turns head* "oh hey Jen!"

by up_till_4/5am April 17, 2017

Ice Cream Paint Job

When multiple men simultaneously blow their creamy man goodness all over a beautiful woman's body completely covering it in a thin layer of jizz.

Megan Fox really enjoyed that ice cream paint job we gave her last night.

by KB1869 November 18, 2009

Melting Ice cream Cone

When a male goes to ejaculate, instead of it ejecting out it dribbles down his hand. Like holding an Ice cream cone.

John was humiliated when he finished with only a Melting ice cream Cone.

by Memx March 21, 2017

mile high cream pie

A cream pie that happens at or above the elevation of 5280ft.

Last night in Denver I ignored the warning tap so he blasted his load inside me. It was the best mile high cream pie ever!!

by Idontthinkurreadyforthisjelly May 5, 2016

Shit sprinkle ice cream

A shitty product cover in nice advertisement or pure exaggeration in order to sell it.

Wow, this new Chinese's phone is a total shit sprinkle ice cream.

by kneegerer January 10, 2021

sour cream and onion chips

WORST FLAVOR OF ALL TIME!!

literally so disgusting like so nasty

sour cream and onion is so vomitty.

sour cream and onion sucks

whoever made sour cream and onion chips can suck a dick

by 4heylol4838hfjkjfnjknfjkrjfknj June 17, 2021