Cherry Pie Cream Puff

When a man with an infected ingrown hair on his penis is bangin' a woman so hard, while on her crimson wave that it causes it to burst, leaving scrotal abscess drainage in the cherry pie filling .
It was a Georgia scorcher, when a flock of seagulls swooped down to get a taste of the sweet cherry pie cream puff left by the couple on the beach.
by Bartram August 16, 2017
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sparkling vanilla cream soda

Really really really weird tasting stuff.
possible drugs. idn ask A and W
Fred- Wow i just drank sparkling vanilla cream soda
Bob- Awesome i heard that shit was bangin.
Joe- What fucktards.
by britney loser spears November 02, 2007
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Ice Cream Paint Job

Its when a girl sucks a guys dick, has the cum in her mouth, and starts sucking another guys dick with it in her mouth.
Last night I this threesome and this freaky girl gave us an ice cream paint job
by YaDigg123 September 18, 2009
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Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man

When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.

So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!
Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!
by CountDisco October 22, 2012
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ice cream paint job

A sexual act in which a man intentionally ejaculates on his sex partner's (either sex) bare skin. Referred to as a "facial" when done to the face.
That song's about an ice cream paint job.
An ice cream paint job sounds gross.
by RainbowRider May 09, 2010
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pork-flavored dry ice cream

a phrase used to catch the attention of the relative of a member of NASA
Jen: "pork-flavored dry ice cream!"
Gage: *turns head* "oh hey Jen!"
by up_till_4/5am April 18, 2017
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Ice Cream Paint Job

When multiple men simultaneously blow their creamy man goodness all over a beautiful woman's body completely covering it in a thin layer of jizz.
Megan Fox really enjoyed that ice cream paint job we gave her last night.
by KB1869 November 18, 2009
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