grandfather cock

When you're trying to shop for some antique grandfather clocks for your paps but then you unfortunately forget the "l" in "grandfather clock" and now you wish you were dead.

Poor Fool: *mistakenly types 'grandfather cock', clicks on 'images'*
*questionable things appear*
Poor Fool: AH DEAR GOD GET THE BLEACH

by Vladdy45 April 26, 2019

The Fiery Cock

The sexual act of dipping the penis into Sirarcha sauce then receiving a blowjob while getting fingered in the ass. As your receiving the blowjob, flap your arms and make rooster noises.

"Dude, I heard a weird rooster noise coming from your room last night. What was going on in there?"

"Ahh nothing we just did The Fiery Cock"

by 24arod24 September 29, 2011

cock-monsieur

1. Derived from the french food croque-monsieur. It means somone who prefers gardening with an uphill slant. Someone who drills marmite. A bender.

Look at the way he walks! I bet he's a cock-monsieur.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

cock sandwich

A blowjob from two people at the same time. The tongues make the "bread" and the cock is the "meat".

Dude, you should have come to that party last night. Two hotties made me a cock sandwich.

OMG, Jenny, that guy is such a stud! Let's make him a cock sandwich.

by UrbanErik November 17, 2006

Cock Hoarder

Someone who hoardes COCK. Either male or female. Loves the COCK

Wow, She is so into that cock, she is such a COCK hoarder

by zx2gamer December 29, 2010

cows cock

An expression used to hyperbolize ones dissatisfaction with the idea presented. ‘Cows’ & ‘cock’ are most likely associated for no other reason than their alliteration and oxymoron attributes.

I don't give a cow's cock what that bitch wants!

by Danny SS August 30, 2005

cock swindler

one who loves to swindle the cock

derek is a cock swindler

by ricky bales February 5, 2004