Blue Balls

The state of pain and discomfort caused by an interrupted session of fellatio. Can happen for a number of reasons, including (a) calling the girl by a name that's not hers, especially the name of an ex she knows about (b) turning on the TV in the middle of getting head (c) interruption by a third party, especially parents or other authority figures (d) the girl having had too much to drink earlier and needing to throw up right there and then (with it ending up on your shoes, trousers, and possibly lap). Results in almost cramp-like pains in the groin and/or abdominal areas. Sometimes used as a way for a girl to inform a guy she's breaking up with him.

1) I have blue balls, because I forgot and called my girlfriend by my ex's name.
2) Jimmy got blue balled when the girl he was feeding drinks to had to throw up.

by Evil timmy September 21, 2005

Blue-Balled

having been shot down before fulfillment

"Graduation Blue-Balled"

When graduation is tomorrow and you discover you've flunked a class.

"Lunch Blue-Balled"

When you show up to a cafe, famished and they are closed or you forgot they only take cash.

by all my names were used December 17, 2008

ball licker

The act of cupping ones balls and licking them until they explode

Dan and Kevin are Ball Lickers

by yourmomlovesmycock February 8, 2008

Dragging Balls

When you are very tired, or lazy, and you don't have the energy or desire to get work done and it's almost like your dragging your balls

I went to Key West this weekend and partied too hard and now back at work on Monday I'm dragging balls

by Jaret Miller February 23, 2008

Cold as Balls

Discribing something that is so cold it makes your balls shrivel

Guy jumps into ocean on New Years
"Awww man its cold as balls in here"
Guy walk into movie theater
"It's cold as balls in here also"
Guy walks into panty shop
"That naked girl must be cold as balls"

by Cold Balls June 20, 2009

bouncy balls

To jump up and down making your testicles bounce, in turn making bouncy balls

check out these bouncy balls

by Ron Ron Juice February 18, 2011

salty balls

to pour salt on a guy's balls, then use your tongue to lick the salt off

Audra makes sure to carry salt packages in her purse, so that she is always ready to give Pete salty balls.

by urblegs February 6, 2009