kayak brother

One who has been spiritually and physically been admitted into the kayak brotherhood. Those admitted are then obligated to stay true to any known kayak brothers and this abiding by the bros before hoes rule. Kayaks brothers are meant to travel in packs of at least three when on the water.

It is a glorious day to be out on the water with my kayak brothers.

by Kayakbrother1 January 11, 2014

brother broth

when a group of guys all jizz in the same cup, etc.

me and my teammates made some brother broth today in the locker room.

by HEAD-ASS44 August 11, 2021

Mongolian brothers

when two friends know that they have slept with the same chick and refuse to admit it to eachother because she was really ugly, a total skank or lame in bed

i was having a drink at the bar with my best friend when a horribly familiar voice behind us shouted "hello boys!". One look at my friends face and I knew we were Mongolian brothers.

by blackstever December 19, 2012

Give your brother soda Tuesday

On Tuesday may 24th you have to give your brother soda

Bro you owe me a soda it’s give your brother soda Tuesday

by I love women May 24, 2022

Brother Al

An African American Asian man who cooks in his underwear but wears a homemade v cut tee-shirt and apron. Always taking constant pisses in his garden even though the bathroom is twenty steps the other way.

Finley: What up brother al

Brother Al: what do u want I’m cooking

Al slugs beer and pisses outside

by TheBrotherMan2002 June 16, 2018

Little Brother Syndrome

When a person/organization/whatever noun (#1) feels a rivalry with another person/org/noun (#2), and does everything they can to feel like they are beating the other group, meanwhile person (#2) does not recognize the rivalry at all or does not consider person (#!) a threat.
Named this way because little brothers have a knack for being annoying puntable things

Greg totally has Little Brother Syndrome, when he heard Alysa read 25 pages he read 30 just to be better than her. Little does he know "Learn ABC's with Caillou" is not on par with "War and Peace."

by bhopcolor February 23, 2022

Brother Brown

Professional slop boy. First person drunk at every party. Has an unresistable hankering for Fireball whiskey. Can be identified at any social gathering with a white nike baseball cap.

Man, you are looking worse than brother brown right now!

by mochaface May 23, 2014