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Bad Beat

When your half brother chooses to play ice hockey and makes some cool friends. Unfortunately it turns out one of the friends is a greasy Italian man that’s constantly slathered in olive oil and Parmesan cheese. You put it up with so you can hang out with the other cool people like Adam L and Gage and Adam Dulong.
Man, it was cool eating at this bag of Doritos with my friends; too bad I needed to experience a bad beat to make this happen.
by Askking.com January 12, 2025
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Beat it up

Having sex, doing it in insanely dirty ways. Usually in a rented place such as an Airbnb or hotel.
Chaps was beating it up last night.. and this morning!

Beat it up: He was going to town.
by Jqal11 July 31, 2022
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beat myself

The client didn't not explain what she meant, but wanted me to figure it out.
The patient stated she like to 'beat herself'; I beat myself sometimes.
by Ovidsingh July 31, 2023
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Cheek beats

The noise as a result of pounding a female into the abyss, usually accompanied by a firm grasping of her butt-cheeks.
Male 1: Did you give her the D?

Male 2: Dude, i made some mad cheek beats
by JeremyJones December 5, 2013
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Beat the Poo

A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.
I played Beat the Poo earlier, unfortunately didn't win though.
by greenlan July 29, 2018
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