Beached polar bear

When a person the size of a whale and a white as a polar bear chases you down because he’s mad or has temperamental problems

Holy shit dude there’s a beached polar bear chasing me

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022

The Kentucky Bear Man

A mythical creature who lives in Frackville, Pennsylvania. Can be spotted in Laurel ridge and at the tain. If you come across the Kentucky bear man, do not be alarmed. He is made of booze and creatine.

Oh my good god, was that the kentucky bear man?
Yes, he looks pretty big and obliterated.

by jjacav13 December 5, 2021

Baby bear moment

when something happens and it works out just right

Wow its the perfect temperature today
Yah man its definitely a baby bear moment.

by Grimm Brothers April 12, 2011

Weaving the bear loom

When someone rakes their fingernails through your thick back hair during sex.

Dude, that chick was a freak, straight pro at weaving the bear loom.

by _PoohBear January 14, 2010

two bear mambo

Two strong adversaries engaged in a battle both will ultimately loose.

The senator realized he had no choice but to engage in the two bear mambo with his counterpart across the aisle.

by That’s what oasis February 13, 2018

Honey Bunny Bear

Honey Bunny Bear is your boo and you protect her whenever for whatever no matter what and no matter how far you got her back and ride for her.

I love her she my honey bunny bear.

by 17012014 July 11, 2018

Canadian Bear Trap

you bend your limp penis in half and shove it in someones ass, then u wait for a full erection and i should snap straight up their anal cavity, giving them,

A Canadian Bear Trap

That canadian bear trap sure hurt my penis!

by de brad January 22, 2007