Eastwood Christian School

NOUN

1. A school for people wealthy enough to attend a private school but not wealthy enough to attend Trinity.

2. Where students close their books, close their notebooks, and make sure they have something with which to write.

3. The building next to the building where students endure the boredom of assemblies and chapels.

4. Where having an entire room dedicated to costumes was more important than having a cafeteria.

Hey, some kid at Eastwood Christian School just looked up if there's an Urban Dictionary entry for their school.

by mostlyhonestly June 22, 2022

fake christian boy

A fake christian boy is a male that claims to go to church all the time, read the Bible daily, obey the Bible, puts religious figurines through out their house, but, then, has your female ass over on the downlow and, usually, asks for kinky shit. Like, anal or to fuck his roommate after you fuck him. Nice, huh?

I’m SO tired of these fake christian boy‘s fucking with me. They all belong in HELL!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

christian (girl)

this person can be very religious other then that they always get the right friends for them that friend is always loyal to them if you get in touch with a christian don't ever leave her she will literally be the best thing that happened to you

boy1: whos that

boy2:that christian (girl)

by heav4life March 3, 2022

Christian

Christian is the best person to ever exist. The world simply doesn't deserve him. He is bound to marry a girl called Aurora.

"Oh, Aurora, is Christian your bf?"
"What do you mean? He's my husband!"

by CasDavFri April 6, 2024

Wild Christian

A Christian who is more comfortable communing with their faith in non traditional and often private settings; a shared Christian philosophy with the common root of John Eldredge's 2001 book 'Wild at Heart' .

Wild Christians connect more with their faith 'in the wild' than inside the walls of a church.

by RLFmagnanimous January 28, 2023

Christian Spirogiannis

If your name is Christian Spriogiannis you are by far the biggest party animal alive.

Yolo where’s Christian Spirogiannis? He’s at the party of course.

by Big lord October 14, 2019

Christian

well if you listen to christian music, the feeling doesnt last forever

thats if you get hooked on one song

Christian is a great religion

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023