Jacob

Eats booty

Did you see jacob eat booty ass holes yesterday nigga?

by Poop_nuggets_cheese_balls March 9, 2022

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Jacob Thomas Stinson

The cutest human being on planet Earth.

Jacob Thomas Stinson is Emma’s onlyyyyy :)

by Hoochins October 23, 2018

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Jacobs are little drama starters. Believe what anyone tells them. They trust other people instead of their girlfriends and best friend. They never talk to their girlfriend about how they feel (only when their girlfriends are mad at them). They always think that their girlfriends are cheating on them with their best friends.

Jacob: Are you dating my gf
Best friend: No wtf are you talking about??

Jacob: I don't believe you

by Itz_Lily February 12, 2019

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Jacob Athens

Someone who simps for anime girls and runs a stupid podcast.

Quit being a Jacob Athens man

by Patriotic To The Bone December 22, 2022

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Jacob's Luck

Someone who has really bad luck. Also the name of Yes Mam's first album.

Jacob's luck, when you get into a wreck and step out of the car and get hit by another car.

by whospooch September 7, 2018

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Jacob

Jacob is a person who sucks at all video games especially fortnite, apex legends, Minecraft, and most of all fifa. He normally has a brother named Samuel who is equally bad at video games and thinks he knows everything but he doesn’t.

Jacob has never gotten a solo dub in fortnite.

by The truth about everything May 21, 2019

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