by pandagangbang69 March 7, 2017
Get the tossing the turtlemug. When an uncircumcised guy makes a shot glass out of his foreskin and pours a shot for his mate to enjoy.
by Dj Rob1984 December 20, 2024
Get the Turtle shotmug. A Turtle is someone that is usually very clumsy both physically and mentally. They are very vhirpy people but they knock over drinks and ashtrays a lot. When playing board ganes with a Turtle they will constantly need reminded of the rules to the point where you feel the need to spaz-moan and start slapping your face in disbelief. Turtles can also be great Ice Breakers as they can withstand constant barrages of comedic mockery from all angles due to their impenetrable shell.
Whilst playing snakes and ladders, Bobby rolled a 5 and went up a snake... Thinking he was only 3 squares from winning, Bobby was pumped.
^Bobby is an absolute Turtle"
"OMFG Dude You are such a Turtle!"
^Bobby is an absolute Turtle"
"OMFG Dude You are such a Turtle!"
by StrudlePie June 2, 2018
Get the Turtlemug. by Weeniebud279 May 15, 2022
Get the Turtlingmug. a type of turtle with a banana shell that existed 64 billion years before the universe. they eat trees
by PepsiDonkey4 July 11, 2021
Get the Banana Turtlemug. Guy 1:yo dude did you get that squishy turtle yet?
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha
by JackReacher XMP July 5, 2010
Get the squishy turtlemug. When you throw a pie-tin full of whipped cream at someone’s back and it sticks to their back like a turtle shell.
by Educated_Scholar21301 August 22, 2019
Get the turtle-backingmug.