may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that

it be funny please acept

example: get the fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that mug

by Potateh February 18, 2022

Face Fuck

When you fuck someone but pretend they are someone else

I wanted to fuck my best friends sister but she wasn't here so I had sex with some chick And pretend it was her; Face Fuck

by Isabella12345Jolie May 04, 2022

Face Fuck

when one lesbian/bisexual is gentle but rapidly sticking her tongue inside her beautiful partner vagina

“Yesterday night I face fucked my girlfriend in our bed”

by lovergirl696 November 23, 2020

Fucking fuck

Fucking fuck - beating the shit out of zoophiles

I’m going to fuck up some fucking fucks and fuck them the fuck up fuck.

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 12, 2022

Whoppie-fucking-do

Used to express anger toward something that happened .

From "House of 1000 Corpses" (movie by Rob Zombie) , in this dialogue Baby (Sheri Moon) is making a move on the bespectacled nerd :

-It ain't past my bedtime
-Are you flirting with me?
-What? Oh, no.
(horn beeping)
-Great! They're back.
-Whoppie-fucking-do.(Baby is pissed off because the guys turns his back on her)

by Criniti May 22, 2017

Joy Fuck Club

People who can talk and joke about sex with no shame.

I had a great time hanging out with Daniel and Lydia last night! We laughed so hard! They are part of the Joy Fuck Club.

by Hallow Weener September 04, 2023