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fuck the dog

to screw the pooch; to mess up
When you fuck up badly e.g fumbling a 10 or poorly hiding the dismembered remains of your teacher Mr. Finn when he asks you why you're late for the 3rd time this week
James: yo did you recharge the cart?
Kendrick Lamar: nah dog I totally forgot
James: dude you fucked the dog on that one
fuck the dog: to screw up
by irate_armadillo June 10, 2024
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Fucking slumping

Being really horny so you masturbate while slumping
The other day I saw the swimsuit magazine so I started fucking slumping
by Wmamba25 March 5, 2017
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oh fuck no

When your parents are coming downstairs and you are trying to delete your Newgrounds porn but the tab is frozen. (random event that may happen in 2007)
Eileen: Watches Newgrounds porn even at 16
Jennifer: starts laughing
Dad: goes downstairs
Eileen: Oh fuck no! The tab is frozen and my dad is coming!
Jennifer: oh shit
by kittenbunny65 May 16, 2021
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Slap A Bitch An' Fuck A Hoe

The action of slapping a bitch, and then fucking a hoe, normally another member of the Female population.
This word, like most of my shit, is only used by the most elite of the mfs in the world.
Brohmine: "Bro how u been?"
TitoTheBandito: "Drownin' in that puss."
Brohmine: "Damn dude."
TitoTheBandito: "Well, you know what I always say, 'slap a bitch an' fuck a hoe', that's my motto.
by TitoTheBandito December 19, 2019
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butt fuck town

when someone or something in located in a place thats uncommon
I live in _____
Thats a butt fuck town
by immrcrackpipe May 18, 2024
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Fucking wingman

For a woman ...A fucking wingman is a wingman you wanna have sex with.

He’s got your back in every situation ... and is way better than friends with benefits!!

When you don’t want a typical boyfriend/ girlfriend relationship but want someone who gets you.. respects you ... has your back... and have great sexy time...you need a fucking wingman!!
Jill: what kinda man are you looking for?

Jac: I don’t want a boyfriend or friends with benefits ... I want a fucking wingman
by Jacstar March 11, 2019
mugGet the Fucking wingmanmug.

Fucking Shitload

1000 times bigger than a Shitload
It weighed at least a half a fucking shitload!
by Serinice December 15, 2014
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