fuck meth

What I'd have tatted on my knuckles if it wouldn't get me fired from my job.

I'm 28 years old, still live with my parents, dropped out of grad school and have -$69.13 in my bank account even though I've had a full time job since I was 17. Honestly fuck meth dude. Because crystal meth ruined my life. I just need to make a career change so I can get that shit tatted on my knuckles as a reminder, to stop myself from smoking the Devil's dandruff ever again.

by fVck_m3th August 4, 2024

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Fuck off

A competition between two woman to see who can fuck the most people over a pre determined set period of time. Standard rules use a 1 to 1 ratio, every person you fuck gets you 1 point, the woman with the most points at the set end time is the winner. You can only get 1 point for each person you fuck. Fucking the same person twice does not get you extra points. In order to for a fuck to qualify it must be a person you have not previously fucked within the time period, they must cum at least once, and must be verified by either an timestamped photo, or witnessed by a certified neutral party. Some regions forbid one person fucking both participants, and the point only going to whomever fucked them first, this is a rules that should be determined before the time period starts.

The sigma house has been clashing with the theta house for too long, I heard if they can’t come to a resolution soon the presidents might have to resort to a fuck off. Both of them will have to fuck as many different people during the next semester. Whoever loses will have to give up their house and transfer schools.

by Db.on.db August 4, 2024

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Fucking awesome

That's a bastardization of a thing I said.

Hym "And I know it's fucking awesome, Chris. I'm the one who said it. I am that."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

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Holy fuck

A phrase of exclamation; often used when a nigga sees some shit that is crazy as hell.

Bryan: “Holy Fuck!”
Tyrell: “Nigga chill out, what’s the problem?”
Bryan: “I just saw a girl wanking off!”
Tyrell: “Fuck you mean bruh?”

by The Elder Council August 6, 2024

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fucking awesome

me, or you if you're either mc ride or danny brown

"dude im so fucking awesome"
"yeah i know danny brown

by ivyrawrxd63 August 7, 2024

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SFST (Stop fucking saying that)

Made popular by Thatnickpowersguy on TikTok, it means what it sounds like.

When someone says something fucking stupid, you tell them to stop fucking saying that.

When Daniel told Carla that illegal immigration is the source of all of the problems in the United States, Carla replied by saying “SFST (Stop fucking saying that)

by Yourmomshovedtheflute August 7, 2024

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