Fuck me

A way of expressing disbelief and frustration like the phrases , “Are you kidding me right now” & “Unbelievable”
For crazier situations, it’s the shortened version of the rhetorical question, “You’ve gotta be fucking me right now, right?”

*at work instantly after getting there*
Boss: I need you to get A, B &C done before noon and then manage the rest of the day cause I’m leaving early.

You: *under your breath* “fuck me, I guess”. Or * boss leaves room* “Good morning Vietnam! I see breakfast is still the ‘FUCK ME’ special!”

by NotoriousME July 29, 2024

Cinnamon Toast Fuck

When something surprises you so much you have to yell this out

*Kid walks in on mom and dad doin' the dirty*
"MOM WHAT THE CINNAMON TOAST FUCK??"

by sour bomb July 29, 2024

Fred is super fucking hot omfg please marry me babe

Lex's boyfriend who is super hot and sexy

Fred is super fucking hot omfg please marry me babe is a good word to use

by Alexus_thefurry July 29, 2024

Smack as fuck

Ugly. Useless. Insult for someone that deserves more than a basic insult. Abhorrently bad at what they do.

He was smack as fuck… absolute trash

by JJjetplane88 July 30, 2024

I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

when you roast someone in your mind, then you help them, then they say "we need more people like you"

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

by botlybe August 1, 2024

rather fuck a crack in the road

Doing a crack in the road

I would rather fuck a crack in the road than do that mate

by Murdey August 2, 2024

normalize shutting the fuck up

Embrace this concept whenever you want to say something that will make things worse

Seth: "Hey! You know what? I think that your choice of food for this party. - interrupted by Blake"
Blake: "Normalize shutting the fuck up! I love free food and so should everyone."
Seth: "Why am I such a miserable twat?"
Blake: "Keep talking! That makes sense...ha!!!"

by von groovy August 3, 2024