You are walking arcross the middle of the steet with two cops and you go hey you pigs are jay walking and they turn and shoot me a dirty look. And i say relax it was just a joke dummies.
by Kuehlstein June 13, 2018
Get the Jay walkingmug. In sports with podiums, it's considered extreme sass pushing through a crowd to get to the podium. Traditionally, you stand behind your friends and push them out of they way when your name said. It's also common to apologise with "Oh sorry I have to go get my medal".
by swedishfencer May 19, 2019
Get the Walk of Sassmug. The act of drugging a stranger so that they are in a zombie-like state, you then proceed to insert your genitalia into their mouth.
(Top tip: make sure they don't bite)
(Top tip: make sure they don't bite)
by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017
Get the The Walking Headmug. “Oh what’s that smell” turns around to see a bunch of niggers. “Ah fucking Bunch of Walking Wetsuits”
by Dance-N JiggaBoo August 6, 2024
Get the Walking Wetsuitsmug. 
An online book, posted on wattpad, made by Verel Cory (@sevenpost) who is actually relatable. The book features absurdity and her inner feelings, even though she doesn't want to admit it. Verel also doesn't want to admit that she (accidentally) made it into a TED talk.
Person 1: "Puffin Walks is like my cup of coffee in the morning. Full bullshit but sometimes leaves tea leaves about my future."
Person 2: "That doesn't make sense."
Person: "Just like Puffin Walks."
Person 2: "That doesn't make sense."
Person: "Just like Puffin Walks."
by Leave My Door December 1, 2019
Get the Puffin Walksmug. When you run out of toilet paper and your the unlucky to leave the bathroom with shit still on your ass and get more toilet paper.
by Chuckles the Clown of FOS May 28, 2021
Get the Walk of Shamemug.