Walking stage

The stage at which couples that've usually been together for about 4-6 years begin to randomly walk around the neighborhood to "lose weight." However in reality it's an excuse for the wife to get the husband off the couch and to spend shitty quality time together.

Neighborhood kid 1: wow they've been walking for two days straight.

Neighborhood kid 2: Nah it's just the walking stage.

by Funny kid 47 November 29, 2011

Adam Sandler Walk

Opposite of hot girl walk. When you are dressed like Adam Sandler, in a baggy shirt and shorts, while on a walk. Typically done hungover or when you absolutely don’t give a shit. Only elite can truly pull off this vibe.

There are two types of girlies: those who hot girl walk and those who Adam Sandler walk.

by agamie November 26, 2023

Walking on Crutches

When a male or female jerks off two dicks with each armpit at the same time.

Yo, we had this bitch walking on crutches last night, shit was wild!

by S. Keys May 2, 2022

Walk the Plank

Pirate speak for fucking a lady with a peg leg

I made that wench walk the plank last night

by Al1z3s1n54n1ty November 22, 2017

walking cocktail

an alcoholic drink that is consumed while en route to another location. This is usually drank from a plastic cup to be thrown out when you arrive at your destination.

Jeff didn't want to loose any drinking time, so he had a walking cocktail on the way to the bar.

by JJendymion May 11, 2014

Gigg Walk

The traversal dance performed by those of the Giggleshitter committee

“Gigg Walk Cuuhhh” - OG Giggleshitter

by OG Giggleshitter December 24, 2024

Walking L

Von

Yo that dude Von is a walking L.

by VonSahkahret March 28, 2022