blumpkin vagina platypus

the blumpkin vagina platypus is the classic sex extravaganza. while a girl is giving you a blumpkin you have your pet platypus look on or videotape. to spice up the moment have the platypus join in and stick his platypus penis in her ass. if done correctly the platypus will have a fatal orgasim. Also works with a mecgerkin.

The blumpkin vagina platypus party became fatal as 2 platypus' wound up dead.

by SHOWTIME March 6, 2005

Sloppy Man Vagina

When a man inserts himself into a girl, but his penis retracts into his stomach and then he bleeds every where.

Sean: "We lost Tim last night. What happened?"

Jim: "I heard he got a Sloppy Man Vagina."

Sean: "OH MY GOD!"

by FAPFAPFAPFAP March 30, 2009

pee pee vagina

A name u call a douche bag that is acton like a douche bag

Hey dip shit quit being a pee pee vagina so i can go to the movies.

by 6969696969 March 7, 2007

roast beef vagina

A vagina with labia that look like they came straight from an Arby's beef n cheddar.

I fucked a girl last night with roast beef vagina and it gave a whole new meaning to the term "eating out."

by Lesbian FSM February 10, 2013

Dusty Vagina Syndrome

The turning of dust of ones vagina, from lack of use. Also know as DVS. Older less sexually active women suffer from it. Causes can be :Lameness,fatness,ugliness, or many other reasons.

If she doesn't have sex soon, she's going to get Dusty Vagina Syndrome!

by Gay and Glad August 19, 2009

vagina snack-cident

when you wake up hungry in the middle of the nite and u
mistakenly pull down your girls pants and you start eating out her vagina…

vagina snack-cident

by blthrskt November 25, 2009

crusty vagina box

The crusty inside of the vagina used in slang as "crusty vagina box,"

"Dude! Tina has such a crusty vagina box!"

by Eugene Watson December 24, 2008