no u.

since the beggining of time, before the dinasours, creatures have looked for the most spectacular comeback to end all known

anti-logical statements roasts, and no one ever found a better dark horrifying comeback than no u.

Larry: ur mom gay.
Jim: no u.
Larry: *runs to swedish and changes his identity*

by iloveshrek2 June 8, 2018

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Get the no u.mug.

U good?

A highly effective comeback to someone who gets triggered by words on a screen and starts to argue with you on social media. It shows the other person you are calm and don't care, while suggesting you are worried about how not good they appear. It is most effective when used later in the argument-- hit em with a few replies that you know will get them emotionally invested (can make up facts if that helps). When their responses get the longest, that's the time to hit them with "U good?" (Once you use it, keep replying with it or variations of it - i.e. U gud?/U okay?/Lol..you gud?)

Not Good Person: "WRONG! You obviously don't know what you are talking about, why don't you do a little research before spewing that nonsense. We literally have pictures of Mars you moron!"
You: "U good?"

by Linklage January 14, 2022

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Get the U good?mug.

Irish U-Turn

When you are with a group of people drinking, everyone says goodnight, you act like you are leaving the bar too but then at the last minute, without your friends knowing (well, maybe a couple friends know but never the whole group) you turn around and go back to the bar you just left or another bar…

We were leaving the bar but then a couple of us Irish U-Turned and we drank til 4 in the morning.

by The One Who Remains April 23, 2025

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