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Dirty Turtling

Verb: pushing a turd in and out of your börthole, for sexual gratification. The unholy perversion of "turtling"
Don't make eye contact with Bella. She's been dirty turtling in the corner for the better part of an hour
by suninnovember January 2, 2024
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tiny turtle tent

Hey Tracy I heard you slept with tod how'd you like that tiny turtle tent?
by ThePoeTickler October 8, 2016
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turtle

nikola-GO TREES NO TURTLES
me-*hits him with rock onto his head*
by monkeymmmmm1 November 6, 2020
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Dead Turtle

A term used to describe someone you know who always loses arguments or someone who acts similar to an acoustic turtle but not as acoustic.
Person 1: “Dude I don’t always lose arguments.”
Person 2: “You lose so many arguments that you’re a dead turtle.”
by Totally not Eric_Bob November 12, 2017
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Turtle Fresh

Turtle fresh is when a man keeps his uncircumcised penis clean.
Girl 1: Isn't it gross to be with a guy who isn’t circumcised?
Girl 2: Naw, I make sure my guy stays turtle fresh!
by Lexasorouss February 23, 2020
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Turtle Style

Turtle Style is similar to doggy style while having sexual intercourse with a woman but the man balls up and latches on to the girls back, wrapping his arms and legs around her stomach, creating a shell.

Optionally, a turtle costume can be bought to improve intimacy. Where the man wears the shell part of the costume and the woman wears the rest of the costume. Intertwining both people as one turtle.
Guy 1: Yo did you see karen last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I hit that turtle style.
Guy 1: Hell yeah dude*turtle noise of appreciation*
by Turt master August 15, 2025
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Funny Turtle

When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.
Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.
by YAHDOEHADLWA April 18, 2016
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