turtle hurdle

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and, while about to ejaculate, sees the tip of a stool (the turtle) poking from her anus. He quickly pulls out and launches his semen over the poop onto her back (the hurdle).

I was banging my woman from behind and was about to nut when she started to shit herself. I quickly pulled out and did a Turtle Hurdle onto her Tramp Stamp. That shit was nasty but a guy’s gotta blow sometimes.

by JayAddy September 25, 2023

Winking Turtle

When you flash someone while flaccid.

"Hey baby, wanna see my winking turtle?"

by Dzntz69 April 18, 2024

Playing turtle

When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.

When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”

by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024

turtle farmer

a turtle farmer is a racial slur toward any islander but mainly fijians

stop being such a stupid turtle farmer

by matthew will steall ur daughte May 30, 2024

Chicken Turtle

A type of turtle that is called a Chicken Turtle

My favorite type of turtle is called the Chicken Turtle

by Jacob S Fox February 17, 2024

Bathtub turtle

When your stomach and penis float to the surface of the water in the tub, resembling a sea turtle popping its head up.

I have to remember to knock next time before I see another bathtub turtle.

by Kurtjohnson February 24, 2024

Kissing turtles

Touching turtle heads 💩❤️ when your poop is poking and you have a buddy.

Me and Miguel did kissing turtles after that burrito.

by Andrewfrom716 February 25, 2024