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dick cheese

A term to use when douche bag, asshole, jackass, sonuvabitch, or any other frequently used term of dislike just isn't enough.
"You're an asshole"
"Heard that before"
"Okay then dick cheese"
by gotyoguh October 14, 2011
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CHEESE BURGER

used when about to give a hive-five, then you go lower than you were going to go for a real high-five and you say "CHEESE BURGER!" and you bring your hand to your mouth and hold it as if your eating a cheese burger.
A-yo man what's up
B- yo (motions for a high-five)
A-(goes for a high five)
B-CHEESE BURGER!!!!
by Matt Shaver September 23, 2007
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Brown cheese

A type of cheese that is very popular in Norway. It is mainly used to put on bread while eating breakfast.
- How do you make brown cheese?
- Hell if I know!
by Sindre1 January 20, 2009
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string cheese

When a man ejaculates in/on a girls face and she pulls away from the tip of the penis, occasionally, there is a string of semen from the the mans penis to her bottom lip/chin/eyelid/ear, etc. Thus...string cheese
"You should've seen the nut I busted on that girls face! There was string cheese everywhere!!"
by J.D. February 25, 2004
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Cheese boxing

When an uncircumcised male busts a nut and closes his foreskin to hold his wad until he can arrive at a wash room

The load being held has been "cheese boxed"
Dude, I'm Cheese boxing hardcore, out of my way or we could have a fondue problem
by janekz December 6, 2010
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jam and cheese

Invented by Xav, urban theologist and wordsmith, Jam and Cheese encompasses everything. It may be used as an answer to any question and it will be correct.
How are you today? - Jam and Cheese.

My cat has just died. - Oh, Jam and Cheese
by from Snoglondon December 8, 2004
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cheese dong

a) A penis, usually uncircumcised, which has a buildup of smegma and/ or a yeast infection. The condition resembles cottage cheese and has a funky smell.

b) Someone with a personality that reminds you of the above.
I was gonna go down on the guy, but when he unzipped, he whipped out a smelly cheese dong. Not putting my mouth on that!!
by Tipsykit June 14, 2006
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