Administrative Wank

A wank whose motivation is not related to being horny, used to go to sleep, stave boredom or relieve stress

After a hard day's work, nothing relaxes me more than an administrative wank!

by Hipernova8 March 27, 2024

Posh wank scam

When you give yourself a posh wank but the condom rips right at the top and your cum goes everywhere.

Joe: Yesterday I gave myself a posh want but when right when I had finished I experienced a posh wank scam.
Dave: Damn dude! Your cum must have gone everywhere!

by HustleMeister August 14, 2017

Wank

Thy Royal Highness

Shystal: Where Is Thy Royal Highness?

Maria: Who, Wank? I Know Where He's Not At... The Bathtub 🤮

by The Real Escobar August 28, 2021

Bombay wank

When a man eats hot Bombay mix and then proceeds to pleasure himself

Wow that was a hot Bombay wank!

by Rave at home April 4, 2015

wank water

When you choose to masturbate in the bath.

Be careful not to ruin your bath with wank water.

by knobend1989 May 22, 2016

Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025

dodgy wank

An additional level of risk to a 'Danger Wank'.

You do the same as a danger wank but have to watch some weird fucked up porn, so if they do catch you it's way worse.

"Dude I'm grounded for 6 months and have to go to therapy because I failed doing a dodgy wank"

by Mrs Pearley November 1, 2021