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san francisco lap dance

When a person of no specific gender sits on a toilet and another sits on their lap and goes pee or dookie between their legs.
My lady was on the toilet and I really needed to go so I gave her a San Francisco Lap Dance and we both went dookie at the same time.
by drizzamed June 23, 2016
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D-Qwon's Dance Grooves

Dance video referenced in the 2004 movie Napolean Dynamite. Napolean learns his dance moves from this video.
Video:Welcome to D-Qwon's dance grooves, are you ready to get your groove on?

Napoleon Dynamite: Yes.

Video: D-Qwon: All right then.
by blindmellowjelly December 20, 2010
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German Lap Dance

The act of one defecating and dancing on another partners lap while the recipient is defecating also.
Helga created quite the mess on Arnold while giving him a German Lap Dance.
by B_Rain October 31, 2012
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Dance Theatre Studio

A good place to go to get banged by hot, flexible dancers with strong legs who moan with much emotion.

AKA Katie
Let's all go to the Dance Theatre Studio, they're begging for cocks there. Especially Katie.
by lovestobangdancers April 3, 2003
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Happy Smackdown dance

To do this with, to, or at someone is to give them a very thorough beating. Combines the excessive violence of WWE: Smackdown with the hyperactivity (and reckless danger) of a Happy Fun Ball.
Well damn, they put anchovies on my pizza. Now I'm gonna have to do the Happy Smackdown dance with the delivery boy. I'd just finished cleaning the blood off my cluebat, too.
by Irrelevant April 26, 2005
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Two finger tap dance

A rhythmic form of vaginal stimulation involving the pointer and middle finger. This can be performed on ones self or done to a willing partner. While this may be used to refer to the simple act of fingering, it more specifically describes a palm upwards technique. This approach differs from the standard "come hither" goto g-spot stimulater by way of independent finger movement.
ex 1 : Ralph: "She was like going to explode when I was giving her the two finger tap dance."

ex 2: Joe: "Aww man Susie said she just wanted to stay in and chill alone tonight."
Robert: "Ohh dude don't worry she probably just has to do the ol two finger tap dance."

ex 3: Dan: "Sometimes I question if my partner enjoys the two finger tap dance."
by Stickyfingwrs February 16, 2010
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dancing machine maur maur

Basically the twice introduction song in just low quality and it's Momo's part, often put into videos with racoons.

Silly lil racoons
And maur maur also gets called Karl from BSD
*maur maur is so silly"

"Where to buy a maur maur"
"It's called Karl u dumb shit"
"Karl and maur maur"
"ok"
Maur maur is such silliness
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by PinchePerro June 19, 2023
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