cum mug

A mug used to cum into or to store semen

Do you want to smell my cum mug

by Strangerman51 November 3, 2020

sex cum

when someone cums during sex

Jojo : Ohhhh yes im sex cumming

by EpicGamerCum4D February 18, 2021

shitting cum

It's when you shit out cum after taking it up the ass

man i've been shitting cum all night

by Poop cum fart April 6, 2021

Cum Cricket

Derogatory term for a white person

Shut up you cum cricket

by YaKingKH November 12, 2022

cum face

it means "how do you do" in romanian and it definitely doesn't have any sexual connotations FIR-AR SĂ FIE

"o, salut!"
"salut, cum face?"
-a normal conversation in Romanian

by madafakar November 13, 2021

cum shut

adj. when someone gets cum on their face and eyes. Due to the sticky consistency and fast drying nature they can no longer open their eyes. They become "cum shut".

Linda spent the night doing bukaki and her eyes became cum shut

by Brittany Elizabeth December 11, 2007

Cum Bandit

One who uses sperm as means of theft. The bandit convinces someone to perform fellatio upon him, and when nearing completion, he asks to ejaculate on his victim's face, requesting to "let me cum on your face, it will be sexy." While ejaculating, he aims his penis towards the eye of his victim, with the aim of getting sperm in both eyes. The sperm will temporarily blind the victim, at which point the bandit looks around for some items to steal, as the victim is unable to stop him. He then flees the scene, while he hears the cries of his victim as he runs away, "nooooo, not the cum bandit!!"

"So I took this guy home from the bar, and as I was going down on him he wanted to give me a facial. Little did I know he was the cum bandit. Now I need a new laptop." -Kristine

"Bitch can I cum on your face? SKEET SKEET!! BIG SCREEN TV, peace bitch!!" - Cum Bandit

by cum bandito December 11, 2010