fantasy fuck team

A group (team) of possible sex partners that can be traded or changed as often as your libido does. Usually comprised of celebrities, but can also contain forbidden crushes and people way out of your league. Plus, even better than fantasy football, you can substitute players mid-game or even mid-play. You can have as many bench warmers as you choose, and you can even share players with other people's teams.

I started my favorite player, Channing Tatum, on my fantasy fuck team, but somewhere during the night, I called a substitution for Charlie Hunnam.

by cool-chick-a-rama September 27, 2017

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Brendan's fantasy football team

1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"

2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"

1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"

by Rocky C 816 August 12, 2017

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Team EtH

Specific team of gamers who are constantly murdering kids mostly in Halo 2 and 3, but by instinct they own every other game they play. Team EtH orginally derived from the word ethereal, which means heavenly, godly, or not of this world.

Boy-Wow, me and darren just got raped last night in Halo 3.

Friend-Damn by who?

Boy-Some kids who play on Team EtH, they go by the name DeaDShoT and PureKhAoS. They've got some dirty double work.

Friend-Shit i'll stay away from them.

by J.COPE 252 February 06, 2008

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