Utah Spider Crab

The women is on all fours with her hips in the air, and the man is squatting over her legs with his legs to the side 180 degrees. They begin soaking and crab walking back and forth with the man controlling the direction of motion by pinching the women’s nipple(left or right) depending the direction he wants to move in.

“When I visited my girlfriend at BYU we did the Utah Spider Crab, it was awesome.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024

Peter Spicer special

Doing extremely hard labour, almost always in horrible weather conditions,and without the proper tools and hardware.

What the hell are we doing out here? it's -30 and I'm beating a nail in with a rock, why do we always get the Peter Spicer special?

by Mthurber February 6, 2025

Yahoo Spider

A disgusting, horrible creature the feeds off fear. Puts you in a false sense of security.

‘I used to be friends with the Yahoo Spider, before it attacked me.’

by yahoo_hater February 11, 2026

burning spice cookie

literally the hottest cookie in crk i love him sm

burning spice cookie is so cool

by remysdreams February 17, 2025

The "spice"

The "spice" (melange: means mixture in French) is a common reason for life widening. It is in the Dune novel that it first appears (actually, it came in the 1750's). The "spice" in Dune is important because it can extend your life. Also addictive if you didn't take Bene Gesserit training. It is found in Arrakis, informally called Dune. stolen by the Harkonnens, CHOAM, Spacing Guild and House Corrino.

John used the "spice" without proper Bene Gesserit training; he died.

by Wargom February 25, 2025

NOT Spider-Man

Chase Jeffrey. (He is NOT Spider-Man.)

(Guy): Are you spider-man?
(Chase Jeffrey): I'M NOT RACIST!
(Guy): I didn't ask you that, you idiot.
(Superdupermeagultragigaballs69): He is NOT Spider-Man.
(Chase Jeffrey): Thank you for sticking up for me, buddy. You really are a true friend.

by Jeff#4 March 3, 2025

Bearded Spider

When a person's pubes are infested with lice or other creepy-crawlies.

Bro, I went downtown faster than the A1, but then she hits me with a Bearded Spider and I'm all like, "WTF?"

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025