tube-sock roadblock

(n) Tacky street fair. Temporary pedestrian mall selling inexpensive items such as tube socks, lemonade, scarves, sunglasses such as to impede normal traffic. Crowded street fair that has nothing of worth to purchase.

I would have been here twenty minutes ago but I ran into a damn tube-sock roadblock!

This tube-sock roadblock is a terrible place to spend an afternoon.

by Benyaboy May 27, 2010

Sock puppet people

People who pretend to be race horse trainers who are fronting for scum bags who can’t get a licenses.

The sock puppet people are taking all the purse money from the real racehorse trainers.

by Squrl November 16, 2023

Crazy sock sunday

On crazy sock Sunday you do something illegal in you goofyest socks so everyone knows it’s a joke

Sock wearer-PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP NOW!
victim-*looks at socks* oh ok
Sock wearer-*unloads appropriately 30 rounds into the person shredding them to pieces*
Victim-that was a crazy sock Sunday

by Vitcum March 24, 2023

Hanes socks

Things teenange boys have sexual intercourse with

I went in my teenage sons room and stunned my toe on a pile of Hanes socks

by Da masta bata September 08, 2020

Hanes Socks

Where all of these fuckin sexy girls search up and doing sexy stuff with them

Girl: Imma using Hanes socks for being sexy.

by geminijets October 28, 2020

Rock em sock em

When you pour a gallon of lube in your partners anus then repeatedly use both fists to stretch it out

My partner said my head wasn’t big enough so we tried the ole rock em sock em

by Caulknballs November 26, 2024

Pp sock

Bees make honey, I make cummy

Bees produce honey. I produce hunk spunk. Pp sock

by MonkeyGayNuts96 April 02, 2021