socks over sweats

When people pull their socks over their sweatpants thus creating socks over sweats. People like this tend to have large penises

Did you see Kyle today, he had his socks over sweats

by BigDarrel May 29, 2020

Take myself to the sock hop

When a man strokes himself to completion into a sock.

My mom caught me take myself to the sock hop last night! How embarrassing.

by Books and Babies August 11, 2025

sock shock

Related to jocksockshock - the act of catching your stepdad with his face buried in your sweaty, stinking socks and sneakers thus confirming that he is gay or bi and loves your male sweat smells -a potential source of blackmail. You now tease him in front of your mom by taking off your shoes and socks and making sure he sees your bare feet.

Dude I really wasn't sure if my stepdad was into my feet or not. I got sock shock now knowing for sure when I saw him with my sweaty socks and sneakers up to his nose.

by Watchinfool October 6, 2023

Fart in a sock

Using a poor foot sock for covering an erect penis, and holding a fart (semen).

I left a good fart in a sock there on the floor, not to be proud of it. Hope mother won’t find.

by ppllantdaddyy July 30, 2021

Sock trinket

A delightfully-tiny dollop of crusty, dried cum inside of a sock - usually found under a bed.

When Timmy turned 18, I found a sock trinket in his room, next to his father's Playboy magazines.

by MrBabache February 11, 2018

Pink Sock

To acheive the state of pink sock, remove your spacesuit upon exit of the stratosphere. Marvel at your decompressed intestines as they ooze out of your body forming a spagettified pink twin of your former self.

"Um Captain, it seems that some cunt-for-brains left the shit shoot open. All matter is currently being vaccummed into space. Shall we commence the ejection sequence?"

Captain: "It's only right. Pink Sock treatment awaits."

by dayum son who dat?! December 29, 2019

Social socks

Decorative socks worn for social occasions best worn with social sneakers

Jon wore his beer glass social socks to Carla and Kim’s Craft Beer Party

by TRIPLEDEAC March 2, 2019