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Picasso Salad

A messed up looking pussy, but tight and wet as fuck
Man... That girl I saw last night had a Picasso Salad...
by Sir__Cums_Alot May 18, 2024
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Cuck Salad

The act of preforming cunnilingus on your female partner after another male ejaculates inside of her
Can't wait for Ted to prepare my cuck salad for me tonight.
by The Amazing Cuck May 23, 2024
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Salad Forking

A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.
Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?

Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!

Sweet! I think. Wait, what?
by FloridaPuffBoy February 8, 2024
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geeker salad

Another name for K2 or synthetic weed
Zack took too many hits of that geeker salad last night and ran into oncoming traffic!
by Aggressively high February 13, 2024
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Minnesota Salad

Generally a marshmallow and jello based salad with carrot shavings and orange slices. It usually sits behind a deli counter glass window. It never gets ordered but because it’s company policy to carry this ridiculous salad: they just keep it rotating in the deli case for weeks. It has a long shelf life due to all that sugar and jello. Mostly appeals to old people or Mormon potlucks.
Deli clerk: “Would you be in interested in a Minnesota salad?”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”
by Twunk102 February 15, 2024
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Tossed Salad

Tossed Salad is cunnilingus. The labia are the salad and they are tossed with the tongue.
I went to her house for dinner and ended up having tossed salad.
by Trussetyv February 23, 2024
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Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs

69. Tossed Salad is flicking the labia with your tongue and Scrambled Eggs is sucking on the balls and flicking them with your tongue.
Last night we had tossed salad and scrambled eggs when we got home.
by Trussetyv February 23, 2024
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