Potato

What you become when you hit puberty. Godammit.

When I don't wear any makeup, I look like a potato.

by Emimilk July 9, 2018

Mashed potatoes

Typically made with Yukon gold potatoes for best result.

He made me mashed potatoes with dinner the other night.

by anonymous July 12, 2018

No that’s a potato

Used when talking about an unknown object or creature.

Person 1: what a weird thing

Person 2: no that’s a potato

by Random person ignore me July 13, 2018

Potato

Me. Everyone in the world is a potato. Potato is life.

I is potato

by POTATO beef July 20, 2018

Paddy Potato Syndrome

Jealousy of sorts from the potato famine in which some people had potatoes and others had less. Some less fortunate were transported to Australia.

Get rid of that Paddy Potato Syndrome , it's eating ye up inside. And stop drinking around our children ye'll turn them into drunkards.

by sgmc81 July 20, 2018

The Potatoes are on fire

A secret code to call a meeting with people

Zoe, the potatoes are on fire! Meets secretly

by Hownon July 21, 2018

Potato

Something so fucking hot it's a god

Im fucking hawt HAWT POTATO HAWT POTAO

by ~~ Uranus ~~ July 28, 2018