National Post Your Bf Day 

national post ur bf day is august 1st, post himmmmm girl you got this

Girl: girl is August 1st
Girl 2: okay?
Girl: post your boyfriend bestie!!
Bf: huh?
Girl2: oh yeah it’s National Post Your Bf Day aka the day where you post your boyfriends

National Post Your Bf Day by bugggzzzzzzzz July 31, 2022

No Post-farm September 

some madafaka by the name of "Brutus" said "no post farm September" and that got my attention so

some challenge on the polytoria forums (for forumers) which ends at the end of september, the point of the challenge is to make the forums as dead as possible (try not to post farm)

a guy: no post-farm september guys!!
forumer which sits on his ass 24/7 postfarming: Hi Me EpicXDavo

No Post-farm September by Green-Opolis August 29, 2022

down the post office 

Another way of saying that someone is eternally fucked in any given situation. Mostly because of ones own self detriment

Mclovin drank a four loko and 8 summer shandys, which sent him right down the post office.

down the post office by Muffinman16 March 20, 2017

In the post 

Something that is due

Dave is sure going to get beat up.

You bet. It's in the post.

In the post by JJP770 June 12, 2018

Stop making these fake post 

Tomorrow is not any national day so stop being thirsty and trying to grab dick with these fake ass post

They are annoying and unnecessary Stop making these fake post @omg-taetae

Stop making these fake post by Dionta April 11, 2019

fuck post 

1. A woman to whom you have no emotional attachment to, but fuck retarded on a regular basis

2. a large cock

Damn dude you fuck post is real fuckn' ugly, but w/e

jan marvaled at jhon's huge fuck post

fuck post by h4z4rd April 17, 2004

Goal Post 

A girl who constantly is sleeping around with people. Known as a goalpost because her legs are always up in the air.

Dude 1: "Do you think she is a virgin?"

Dude 2: "No dude, she's such a goal post. The whole football team has slept with her!"

Goal Post by smokeybear9000 February 22, 2011