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Suck ya mum

An insult mainly used by 7 year old Fortnite players when they are angry with someone for not giving them a golden scar.
Billy: gimme that scar

Terry: nah g
Billy: well suck ya mum
by Fannyfucker420 April 22, 2021
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sucking todays dick

as used in pineapple express - to continue your day get shit done.
guy1: whats up
guy2: nothing much just sucking todays dick!
by deeeeezzzzzzzzz April 1, 2010
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Pro-suck-tive

A day when you get a lot of things done, but overall it sucks.
Guy 1: So, how was work yesterday?
Guy2: Awful. I got all my reports filed, but I felt sick most of the time and then spilled hot coffee all over myself. Overall, it was pretty pro-suck-tive.
by VidaVee April 19, 2010
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holy suck mother

the think when you get a crazy text messege and you wanna say holy shit! but your parents are in the room
"Well mom i kinda feel like.....(recieve crazy text) HOLY SUCK MOTHER!
by abadcatman April 19, 2010
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Suck My Balls

The person who says this phrase is in-fact gay and has zero (0) friends.
Katie says “Suck my balls
Katie is in-fact gay
by Smart Man46362 May 17, 2022
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Mexican Suck-and-blow

When a guy is having a threesome with 2 chicks and he farts in one chick's mouth. That chick then proceeds to suck the fart in and blow it into chick #2's mouth. Chick #2 then inhales the fart and blows it back into the guy's asshole where the fart originated and they all continue fucking.
Hey you 2 chicks wanna play some Mexican suck and blow.
by Otis jack June 11, 2006
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Suck your mum

An expression most twelve year old boys use as a way to express their insecurities to others
Johnny Jackson: oi mate, mans asking for a rubber, you get what I'm saying bruh?
Billie boi: Nah, that ain't what I'm about fam, go suck your mum
by The sponge who soaks October 6, 2018
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