nap job

A blow job given during a nap

I wanted a nap job but she woke me up and it turned into a blow job

by GeorgeDubya May 11, 2014

hoe's job

To be there when he/she gets bored or wants something sexual. They can't get upset when he/she has other hoes.

He not doing a hoe's job.

by Adam Schneider February 9, 2019

wuck job

When someone licks/sucks someone's else's wenis.

Dude Emma just gave me a wuck job.

River, let me give you a wuck job.

I'll give you a wuck job if you go to formal with me.

by WhiteBaller541 May 15, 2016

Steve Job

The act of jerking someone off with an apple

She didn't want to touch his junk but she felt bad for him so she gave him a Steve Job instead.

by michael dickless April 9, 2015

Dog Job

'Dog Job cannot be described as a single action, it is job lot of Dog Jobbing'

Usually occurring in the back of ones car, dog job can also be known as Doggy Style. The female in the scenario will be bent over on all fours whilst the male is vigorously ragging her from behind in a style reminiscent of a spaniel / other dog breed of a similar size.

Kwistian - do you fancy a bit of dog job in the back seat of my car tonight

Wucy - Very good

by 💣︎♋︎❒︎🙵 December 24, 2020

Hand Job

when sum one wacks off a guy

"damn she gives good hand jobs. You should get one."

by Tyz Gurl January 20, 2003

union job

1. A way to pretend people who do no work whatsoever are employed while really just sitting around with their thumbs up their asses and sucking on the dole.

2. A "job" that people can't be fired from even if they never actually do any work.

Union Employee:
Dude, let's go fishin today and drink beers.

Non-union Employee:
I don't know about you, but I have to work.

Union Employee:
Fuck that. You need a union job.

by taxpayersunite April 4, 2009