muffin head

A muffin head is a boy who dates 5th graders(a muffin head is in 6th grade). A muffin head likes to say something nice t you and go flirt with other girls in 5th grade, leaving you thinking that he likes you but he don't

damnnn look at muffin head today isn't he dating that fifth grader with the box face

by kayllaii April 21, 2019

Muffin

A fat ass hoe that has a stick up her ass and lets any little dick into her vagina.

"Muffin's slut ass cant keep her fucking legs closed for her life. No wonder she always smells like tuna."

by MUFFIN.HATE.THAT.HOE. May 3, 2019

Crunchy muffin

When a chicks herpes is going absolutely wild to the point of crunchiness on her muffin

I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today

by Muffinmuncher2001 May 10, 2019

Shit muffin

A dessert that you give Timmy when he's being a ass

Timmy have this chocolate chip muffin "shit muffin"

by Shit burger🍔🍔 May 14, 2019

Muffin top

An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff.

Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.

You muffin top

Omg he must have a muffin top dick

Ewwww muffin top

by Seabass101 May 20, 2019

Muffin topping

When someone takes a top of a muffin, places it Over top of a ass whole and the person farts the muffin top into the others mouth.

Yo me and Sam went muffin topping together last week, had a godly time.

by Top muffin topper December 3, 2019

baguette eating muffin

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u baguette eating muffin

by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish December 4, 2019