Morbius March

The month where everyone celebrates the greatest marvel legend, Morbius!

"Can't wait until Morbius March!"

"Well if the Gays have a month, Morbius can too."

by Purpledandy June 2, 2022

March 24

March 24th is the national clingy day!
March 24 is the only day you have a reason to be as clingy as you want to your Girlfriend/Boyfriend

Boyfriend: why are you being so fukin clingy?

Girlfriend: It's March 24, aka, national clingy day, deal with it

by Im._.not your father March 23, 2023

slut march

Synonym for walk of shame

I saw Kayla doing a slut march Saturday morning.

by vailskibum June 20, 2016

March 12th

This is National smack/grab ass day again.

March 12th, National smack/grab ass day: Finally the day to slap your homies butt without them getting mad. It’s not gay on this day you’re just smacking the gyat. Just go ahead and do it especially if they’re sagging.

by D1hater March 8, 2024

march 11

march 11 is just a normal day. the other definitions are just stupid and made by 11 year old girls. its annoying and your stupid if you belive whatever made up tradition you see on here

Jessica : Its national boys have to say yes day! Mark can i hug you?
Mark : No tf?
Jessica : But its March 11..
Mark : I don't give a fuck, you gave me a question and i answered bitch

by 😾😾😾😾 March 10, 2024

March 3rd

National eat a bee day! In some cultures, people eat a bee with their meal today. Usually their meal is poultry, but it differs based on region. This tradition brings good luck and is believed to stop bad things from happening, like your car blowing up.

“Makayla, it’s march 3rd! “

“Isn’t that national eat a bee day?”

by Drewsletter March 3, 2025

March

white boy appreciation month March

an act or instance of marching or kissing with a white boy.

by whiteboy john March 7, 2024