long nose 9

Usually referencing a 9mm pistol with a long slide/barrel

For example:

Polo: "aye check out this long nose 9 I jus got"
*pulls out pistol*
Von: "nigga that shit go hard"
Durk: "a nigga always gotta keep a pipe"
*pulls up Inna fucking tank*

by El pinche locoso March 4, 2023

long dookie

The first shit you take in the morning that goes on forever. This shit has caused numerous write ups at work for being late and many a argument with the significant other.

Woke up and took a long dookie and shit went down hill from there.

by Angela’s man February 23, 2018

As long as we tracking.

Military parlance for “do we understand each other”?

Private First Class McBozo, have you loaded loaded all the crates upside down, as we spoke of before?
PFC McBozo: But Sarge, it’s not how I usually stack crates — actually, yes Sir, Seargeant Jihadicus
SGT Jihadicus: Damn straight, as long as we tracking.

by Jenna Side Theghaiz November 14, 2023

Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)

My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

by LC Gilly November 2, 2022

long lad

The long lad is best described as a big gangly streak of misery.Someone fond of super splits that looks the image of the star of Wallace and Gromit, Victor Quarermaine,he generally would lack an ability to play golf and indeed rugby

The long lad couldn’t hit a barn door with a banjo

by Bigsam1 October 11, 2018

Long Dicked

Someone that purposely either disrespects you or created a scheme to disrespect you.

Ezra really long dicked me when he kept my gun for a whole year.

by Joel the shoe cleaner. July 14, 2023

Long John

Long penis

I gave her my long john

by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021