Jacob

Eats booty

Did you see jacob eat booty ass holes yesterday nigga?

by Poop_nuggets_cheese_balls March 9, 2022

Jacob

Selfish, narcissist bitch who blames all of his problems on other people

Jacob is the biggest bitch I ever met

by xxx_69_Stanky_69_xxx March 9, 2022

jacob

a human

its that a human

it must be Jacob

by loki da cat March 10, 2022

Jacob

He's the most amazing person In the world. I love Jacob, and I'm so happy to be with him. Anyone who has a Jacob should consider themselves lucky. Jacob is kind, handsome, caring, outgoing, confident, a goo listener, a good protector etc. He will listen to your stories, he'll wake up in the middle of the night if you have a nightmare, or if your hungry, because that's what a Jacob does. He cares about you before he cares about himself. He's not afraid to take risks, and has his head on straight. Jacob is the love of my life, and anyone who finds a Jacob one day will be happy for the rest of there lives.

If you want a handsome, loving boyfriend, get a JACOB. Jacob is more amazing than Brad Pitt, and Tom Cruise put together with cake on top!!!

by iwasneverherehehehehee March 11, 2022

Jacob Moore

A gay adopted kid who's giving school shooter vibes

jacob moore is gay

by anonymous March 15, 2022

Jacob Chapman

Likes boys and has a tiny pp and no girls because he has a rat nest and farts in other mens mouth

Can you jacob chapman in me

by Cool dad4926 March 18, 2022

Jacob

this boy never knows when to give up on things and i love that about him tbh it can be sad watching him get rejected for the like idk the 8th time LMAO but like he finally found someone who likes him back so lmao good for him. hes rlly funny and nice at times. this mf wears the same shit everyday!! gotta strive in that champion hoodie huh? good for him tbh he gets the bitches in that champion hoodie. maybe he'll get even more in the todoroki one he got for his birthday. nah but actually hes really nice and a cool guy although that mf is sad like when i mean sad i mean sad sad that man needs a hug nah not even that will do that mf needs more then just a hug he needs like 2 hugs because damn he is sad. i wish he wouldnt hide everything with a lil dumb mask and not show that hes upset so people wont worry abt him like man its sad. recently he kinda spilled everything out at me and wow he is sad like i feel bad for him.

person: wow that person is really funny and gets no bitches!!

me: oh yeah thats just my good pal jacob.

by Ghostyenx March 19, 2022