by The_Lion_Tamer July 12, 2011
noun: The person usually relied upon to achieve what amounts to a miracle when given impossible circumstances. This person is often found in a workplace, is underpaid and overworked, and usually ends up going postal. Also referred to as a 'discount miracle worker'.
Boss: "Jimmy, I need you to compile the last 3 years of P&L statements for the board meeting in 30 minutes."
Jimmy: "Right! What do I look like, some Snake Oil Jesus?"
Boss: "I knew I could count on you to come through. See you in 30!"
Jimmy: *sigh*
Jimmy: "Right! What do I look like, some Snake Oil Jesus?"
Boss: "I knew I could count on you to come through. See you in 30!"
Jimmy: *sigh*
by Jaq Lemur November 16, 2008
by Sean Brian Kirby October 04, 2005
Those tall jar candles with the bizarre, often gruesome, Catholic iconography on the outside of the jar. Usually found at Mexican markets, religious gift stores, and the ethnic food section at the supermarket.
Shop 'n' Rob in Bay Point has a great selection of pickled Jesus candles.
No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.
No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.
by Dr. Badwrench June 14, 2007
happy jesus on a stick day!
by nothing_911 April 09, 2007
The organ that Jesus used to fuck all those bitches. That's why there are so many Christians in the world.
by Big Baby Jesus October 01, 2004
An excuse to do the dirty on christmas day. May be used to avoid the wrath of God for sinning on his son's birthday.
John: Are you free tonight? I need a little christmas lovin, if you know what I mean...
Jane: I'm not sure God would ever forgive me.
John: Don't worry, it's jesus birthday sex. He'll take it as a compliment that we are celebrating His birth.
Jane: Ok! Let's do it!
Jane: I'm not sure God would ever forgive me.
John: Don't worry, it's jesus birthday sex. He'll take it as a compliment that we are celebrating His birth.
Jane: Ok! Let's do it!
by Jbislollipop23 December 26, 2009