bitch I guess

An expression used by an individual who has been asked a question but does not know the answer.

Dude: Hey dudette, what happened in chemistry class?

Dudette:umm, Bitch I guess!

by PokarFace June 17, 2010

I ATEN'T DED

Literally, "I ain't dead." A declaration of one's alive status, often used by bloggers and members of online communities who haven't been - or won't be - heard from for a while.

Originated in the comic fantasy "Discworld" books by Terry Pratchett, in which elderly witch Granny Weatherwax wears a scrawled "I ATEN'T DED" sign while having out-of-body experiences, to prevent passersby from getting the wrong idea and burying her.

I ATEN'T DED guys, I've just been at my auntie's house for a week and her Internet is crap. What'd I miss?

by Rob T Firefly September 3, 2010

The Way I Am

A song by Eminem about his life and his music.

Person 1: I love the song the Way I Am
Person 2: The one by Eminem? It's way better than the Way I Are by Timbaland!
Person 3: And, Eminem has better grammar. That's the only reason my mom lets me listen to him.

by ILoveMusic! February 20, 2011

I have a goldfish

What you say when a girl says "I have a boyfriend."

girl - "I have a boyfriend."

guy - "I have a goldfish."

girl - "what?"

Guy - "Oh I thought we were talking about stuff that didn't matter."

by sherm stick 90 March 16, 2010

but i poop from there

"But I poop from there" is a fad regarding a porn film and anal sex. The YTMND quotes porno actress Anne Howe trying to coax an actor out of drilling her in the colon by saying "But I poop from there" The actor, Buck Adams, having no qualms about getting fecal matter on his penis simply ignores her deterrent and casually says "Not right now you don't" An imporant thing about the fad is that the "naughty parts" are censored by a "red X" normally found on webpages for images that do not load up correctly (sometimes referred to as the floating red X of doom). Most fad sites will have other images censored with a red X along with the quote.

The scene comes from the Movie "Young and Anal 15"

Girl: "But I poop from there"
Guy: "Not tonight you don't"

by Urban Dictionary April 29, 2008

I ain't gay

A default response to every possible situation

Have you seen Bill?
I ain't gay

by wherethetittiesat September 22, 2017

i ship them

When someone says "I ship us/them"
it means that someone supports a romantic relationship between two people.

Katie- "They're so cute."

Jenna- "I ship them."

by freakyHubert January 25, 2014